Thread With Me

[greenhood]

Share with me your thoughts, ideas, starters.

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[accelerate]

When Felicity told me you were obsessing, I didn't think it'd be about me and what and who I'm NOT doing.

Not sure to be flattered???

[greenhood]

It's not about what you're doing, it's about who you're doing it with. And it's not an obsession. It's just fact.

[accelerate]

Maybe I should flash this out for you on your lawn so you can see it every time you wake up.

I'm not doing ANYTHING with Thea other than having emoji wars and snapchatting filters of my face to her. You should really do the faceswap with her someday!

But no IT is happening. There's not IT. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Nooooope.

[greenhood]

Maybe you should try saying that first thing instead of turning it all into one big joke?

[accelerate]

We're texting.

[greenhood]

....Barry.

[accelerate]

Okay, I said it.

And here's a transcript for it, since we are TEXTING:

I am not doing ANYTHING with Thea. NOTHING. NADA. ZIP. ZILCH. She's just my friend, and I'm pretty sure if she finds out her older brother thinks there's something going on between us, she might be a little upset about it. You should trust her. She makes really good decisions, especially when it comes to ice cream flavor combinations.

Me, on the other hand ... I'm kind of offended you'd think I'd be bad for Thea to be around.

[greenhood]

Funny. Real Funny.

She's in a bad place right now, Barry. The last thing she needs is to start up a relationship with anyone. Least of all someone who enjoys jerking other people around like you've been doing this entire conversation.

[Overprotective ass, thy name is Oliver Queen.]

[accelerate]

1. TBH you're being jerked around because you're really fun to jerk around. I'm JS. Being a friend and being honest here.

2. Not sure whether I should really be offended you think this low of me. This is like the equivalent to shooting me in the back with your secret arrows. Still the same amount of pain, less blood and tears on my good shirt.

[greenhood]

I think this is my first honest 'get of my lawn' moment. I don't even know what you're saying. JS? And I don't think low of you. I'm just worried about my sister.

[accelerate]

You have a lot of lawn so you'll have to specify whether it's the north, south, east, or west side of it next time. It'll help.

You don't have to worry about your sister with me.

Because there's nothing to worry about.

Oliver's questionnaire:
Is there anything I have to worry about?: N/A.
NOT APPLICABLE.

[greenhood]

When have you known me not to worry?

[accelerate]

There was that time you shot me in the back with a lot of arrows. And that other time you almost died and I saved you.

Also when I texted you about that Beyonce concert you didn't get me tickets for. Didn't seem worried then.

[greenhood]

Let me clarify. About my sister.

[accelerate]

Your sister + me = nothing to worry about.*

*With your sister. You miiiiight need to worry about me.