Maybe I should flash this out for you on your lawn so you can see it every time you wake up.
I'm not doing ANYTHING with Thea other than having emoji wars and snapchatting filters of my face to her. You should really do the faceswap with her someday!
But no IT is happening. There's not IT. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Nooooope.
And here's a transcript for it, since we are TEXTING:
I am not doing ANYTHING with Thea. NOTHING. NADA. ZIP. ZILCH. She's just my friend, and I'm pretty sure if she finds out her older brother thinks there's something going on between us, she might be a little upset about it. You should trust her. She makes really good decisions, especially when it comes to ice cream flavor combinations.
Me, on the other hand ... I'm kind of offended you'd think I'd be bad for Thea to be around.
She's in a bad place right now, Barry. The last thing she needs is to start up a relationship with anyone. Least of all someone who enjoys jerking other people around like you've been doing this entire conversation.
1. TBH you're being jerked around because you're really fun to jerk around. I'm JS. Being a friend and being honest here.
2. Not sure whether I should really be offended you think this low of me. This is like the equivalent to shooting me in the back with your secret arrows. Still the same amount of pain, less blood and tears on my good shirt.
I think this is my first honest 'get of my lawn' moment. I don't even know what you're saying. JS? And I don't think low of you. I'm just worried about my sister.
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Date: 2016-08-31 09:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-09-01 11:29 am (UTC)I'm not doing ANYTHING with Thea other than having emoji wars and snapchatting filters of my face to her. You should really do the faceswap with her someday!
But no IT is happening. There's not IT. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Nooooope.
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Date: 2016-09-03 01:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-09-03 11:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-09-03 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-09-03 11:55 pm (UTC)And here's a transcript for it, since we are TEXTING:
I am not doing ANYTHING with Thea. NOTHING. NADA. ZIP. ZILCH. She's just my friend, and I'm pretty sure if she finds out her older brother thinks there's something going on between us, she might be a little upset about it. You should trust her. She makes really good decisions, especially when it comes to ice cream flavor combinations.
Me, on the other hand ... I'm kind of offended you'd think I'd be bad for Thea to be around.
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Date: 2016-09-07 06:16 pm (UTC)She's in a bad place right now, Barry. The last thing she needs is to start up a relationship with anyone. Least of all someone who enjoys jerking other people around like you've been doing this entire conversation.
[Overprotective ass, thy name is Oliver Queen.]
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Date: 2016-09-07 09:00 pm (UTC)2. Not sure whether I should really be offended you think this low of me. This is like the equivalent to shooting me in the back with your secret arrows. Still the same amount of pain, less blood and tears on my good shirt.
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Date: 2016-09-08 10:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-09-09 09:34 am (UTC)You don't have to worry about your sister with me.
Because there's nothing to worry about.
Oliver's questionnaire:
Is there anything I have to worry about?: N/A.
NOT APPLICABLE.
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Date: 2016-09-13 11:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-09-15 11:49 am (UTC)Also when I texted you about that Beyonce concert you didn't get me tickets for. Didn't seem worried then.
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Date: 2016-09-16 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-09-18 06:30 am (UTC)*With your sister. You miiiiight need to worry about me.