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[greenhood]

Share with me your thoughts, ideas, starters.

Comments

[accelerate]

What if Thea texts me and requests sparkles specifically? My life could be in danger. You Queens are really, really talented at tiptoeing the line of the law.

[greenhood]

You and I both know that she is not going to randomly request sparkles.

[accelerate]

Thea can be surprising!

Maybe she'll ask for glitter instead.

[greenhood]

There are times when I can't tell if you're being serious or having me on.

[accelerate]

At least it's less bloody than wondering if Thea's brother's going to punch me or shoot me in the back with an arrow?

[ he can imagine oliver's face at that, and it prompts him to send: ]

Semantics, really ...

[greenhood]

Depends on whether glitter is really a euphemism for sleeping with my sister.

1/2

[accelerate]

[ barry literally drops his phone, and that saves oliver from a freakout of flash-rapid fired texts of him disapproving of this sudden train of thought that should've been obvious from before barry ever spoke to thea. ]

Okay, I'm going to pretend that this is your idea of a joke???

A really bad joke.

One that's not even funny. You're not really great at comedy????

[accelerate]

If it WAS, I would've picked a BETTER EUPHEMISM THAN GLITTER.

It gets EVERYWHERE. And that doesn't really give you a great or promising image.

Of what is NOT happening between Thea and me.

[greenhood]

And if it were, let me guess. You still wouldn't tell me. Not a problem. I'll find out the truth on my own. I'm very good at that.

[accelerate]

[ well ... he has a point. ]

I could help you not waste your time chasing after a tail that isn't there.

[greenhood]

Are you really talking about chasing tail?

[accelerate]

[ omg. ]

NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!

NOT THEA'S TAIL.

NO ONE'S TAIL.

NO TAILS.

[greenhood]

You keep digging yourself in, Barry. I'm sure you've heard of Freudian Slips.

[accelerate]

Yeah. Apparently we're BFFs now.

You should go talk to your sister. And know there's NO glitter being involved, NO tail chasing, and NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

That I know of.

[greenhood]

Are you trying to tell me that you might not know whether something is going on? Pull the other one. Besides, I'll deal with Thea. Right now, I'm talking to you.

[accelerate]

I can say with confidence NOTHING is going on. Between Thea and me.

I can supply references. It may take a few hours to see if they're available to talk to you about how ridiculous you're being.

[greenhood]

It's easy to lie through the phone. Why don't you try saying that to my face?

[accelerate]

IDK dude, I'm kind of booked out today. Lots of paperwork, heroing, messing with Cisco's desk, Pokemon hunting with Cisco, Pokemon hunting with Thea, hatching Thea's 10km egg ...

IDK if I can fit you in.

[greenhood]

That's what I thought. Just remember what I said about my sister, right? And if I found out your hurt her? No amount of speed is going to be able to stop me from finding you a nice, deep grave.

[accelerate]

When Felicity told me you were obsessing, I didn't think it'd be about me and what and who I'm NOT doing.

Not sure to be flattered???

[greenhood]

It's not about what you're doing, it's about who you're doing it with. And it's not an obsession. It's just fact.

[accelerate]

Maybe I should flash this out for you on your lawn so you can see it every time you wake up.

I'm not doing ANYTHING with Thea other than having emoji wars and snapchatting filters of my face to her. You should really do the faceswap with her someday!

But no IT is happening. There's not IT. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Nooooope.

[greenhood]

Maybe you should try saying that first thing instead of turning it all into one big joke?

[accelerate]

We're texting.

[greenhood]

....Barry.